Total Landscaping: A Masque

My Comments: I laughed out loud this morning while having coffee and reading recent news articles on my phone. It felt good since it’s been some time since I was last amused. You’re welcome to “unfriend” me if you don’t find this funny.

by James Parker \ Nov 8, 2020 \

America is loose as a goose

It avoided becoming Belarus.

But that sulking Caesar, POTUS—where’s he gone?

Is he watching Fox News with a big frown on?

We’ll seize the cycle. We’ll make allegations.

Reverse these numerical humiliations.

A major press conference, that’s the thing.

At the Four Seasons … Total Landscaping.


So the gods of bathos displayed us all

on pickled asphalt, by a lumpy green wall.

The morning light so skeptically slanted,

the scene so tawdry and disenchanted …

O flunkies, we’re at oblivion’s door.

It’s right next to Fantasy Island Adult Bookstore.

By the twang of the dildo, by the undertaker’s shoes,

some shall win and some shall lose.

The dark portal is reached. Bow down and enter.

One thought on “Total Landscaping: A Masque

  1. Tony B

    Glad you found it funny. Do you know why they had a press conference at that location? Never stopped to think about it, did you? You are going to find out.
    The candidate of big tech, big pharma, War, Inc., Lockheed, Raytheon, big media, China, Hollywood, the billionaire class, millionaire athletes……they all got their guy….or gal, as clearly Joe is clearly not competent…..but useful idiots think he’s “blue collar Joe”.
    Let me guess….new war in the middle east within 8 months? What’s the over/under?


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