OK. Enough woe and gloom, technical mumbo jumbo, esoteric financial jargon, rain and cloudy skies. Where’s the sushine, for God’s sake? This is Homecoming Weekend! If this isn’t time for a little levity, when is the time?

Law of the Perversity of Nature:   You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

Law of Selective Gravity:   An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Jennings Corollary to the Law of Selective Gravity:   The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.

Rule of Accuracy:   When working towards the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.

Comin’s Law:   People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.