MURPHY’S LAW:   If anything can go wrong, it will.

MURPHY’S CORROLARY #1:   Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

MURPHY’S CORROLARY #2: It is impossible to make anything foolproof   because fools are so ingenious.

QUANTISIZED REVISION OF MURHPH’S LAW: Everything goes wrong all at once.

O’TOOLE’S COMMENTARY: Murphy was an optimist.