Hump Day: Dumb Cheese Jokes

This is but the second week of this effort and quality stuff is hard to find. This doesn’t quite rise to the level of what I want but I was desperate. Answers below.

1. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

2. Which hotel do mice stay in?

3. What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

4. What is a lion’s favorite cheese?

5. What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

6. What’s the richest cheese in the world?

7. Which cheese would you use to coax a bear down from a tree?

8. Which kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse?

9. What kind of music does cheese listen to?

10. Did you hear about the cheese that failed to win a medal at the Olympics?

11. Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?

12. How do you handle dangerous cheese?

13. What’s Jay Z’s favorite cheese?

14. Which cheese do cyclists carry with them?

15. Which cheese is made backwards?

16. What do you call a curly-haired cheese?

17. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?

18. Which is the most feminist cheese?

1. Halloumi
2. The Stilton
3. Nacho cheese
4. Roarquifort
5. Cheeses of Nazareth
6. Paris Stilton
7. Camembert
8. Mascarpone
9. R ‘n’ Brie
10. It fell at the final curdle
11. Moatzarella
12. Caerphilly
13. Brieonce
14. Paneer
15. Edam
16. Permesan
17. Too close for comfort food
18. Germaine Gruyere