Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
Moer’s Truism: The trouble with most jobs is the job holder’s resemblance to being one of a sled dog team. No one gets a change of scenery except the lead dog.
Finagle’s Third Law: In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
Zymurgy’s First Law of Evolving Systems Dynamics: Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can.
Lewis’ Law: No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you’ve bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.