Segal’s Law: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
Churchill’s Commentary on Man: Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
Ducharme’s Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
The Sausage Principle: People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
Jacquin’s Postulate on Democratic Government: No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.